Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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