I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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