sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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