I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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