whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
His nipple licking is glorious
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