I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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