I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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