Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
