I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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