i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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