are you so shy because you have an std?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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