i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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