She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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