Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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