Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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