the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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