Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Boobs speak an international language.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
