dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
only if we run a train.
done.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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