It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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