small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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