the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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