do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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