I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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