Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
my liver is dry heaving
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
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