sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
These tits shall not be calmed
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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