I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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