It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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