talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
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Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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