they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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