this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
We had to coat check the pizza.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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