After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Me. At least after what I've been through.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
