yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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