i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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