Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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