i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
