Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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