Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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