You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize