Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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