So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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