Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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