I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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