girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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