If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
two words: eviction party
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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