Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Randomize
