ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I love having hate sex.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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