try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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