just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
