ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
His hands were made for my vagina.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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