Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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