Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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