Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
