maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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