lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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