ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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