Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
