Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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