My pussy is not your playground.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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